Funny But True Quotes
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding
