Fairies Quotes

Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Elvis is the soul of discretion.

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

[The materialist] thinks me a slave because I am not allowed to believe in determinism. I think [the materialist] a slave because he is not allowed to believe in fairies.

Mythology was littered with people who meddled in the affairs of elves and fairies and were never again heard from.

Just because you believe in fairies doesn't mean you have to believe everything they say!-Petra Godfellow

Change back to your ugly self before I change your face for you, ” Logan said, Silver Frost.

Nothing can be truer than fairy wisdom. It is as true as sunbeams.

When the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a million pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.