Ex Wife Quotes

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household.

I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer.

I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that.

My wife does wish I dressed better.

The greatest source of inspiration for me has been my wife; she is the love of my life, my best friend, and my most ardent supporter.

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

She’s best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You’re married to Gracie? That was you? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)

She’s my wife. (Stryker) Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra)

A man cannot possess anything that is better than a good wife, or anything that is worse than a bad one.

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.

I don't let nobody sign for my money. Me and my wife write our own checks. So, if there's some money missing, we know how it got missing.

I happened to take a photo, and there was my wife, my dog and my banjo, all in the same shot - and I thought, "Oh, that's like a family portrait right there."

My favorite Elton John song is "Daniel"; my son is named Daniel and he's partly named after my wife's father, but also partly named after that song.

My wife and I practice "Doggy Style:" I beg, she rolls over.

They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.

I've been in perfect health and perfectly happy all my life. I don't take any pills; I just get up, clean up after my wife, and start typing every day.

The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs.

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.

I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father.

If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.

I have sacrificed for the Republic all that man holds dear - my wife, my children, my liberty, my life.

We trust Hillary Clinton, my wife and I, we trust her with the most important thing in our life.

I love my wife more than anything in the world, but boy when she had our babies, it quadrupled. There's just something about the connection.

The simple fact is that only if I love Jesus more than my wife will I be able to serve her needs ahead of my own.

I keep saying that backwards is all you can see. You can't see front. My wife says, "Stop, you're always in the past." She sees me sort of daydreaming.

I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.

My wife keeps on telling me my worst fault is that I keep things to myself and appear relaxed. But I am really in a room in my own head and not hearing a thing anyone is saying.

My wife and I left New York when she got pregnant - we just thought it would be really hard to stay in the city.

My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base.

I think my wife and my kids are incredibly good to allow me to stay in public life given that they have to cop a whole lot of collateral attention that, being human, they'd rather not get.

I wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen.

I take pride in my life-my wife, my family. I try my best not to have football define the person that I am.

My wife is Greek. I was a non-denomination Christian before we got married.

I have a love for astronomy; Aruna, my wife, and I love travelling, so whenever we get an opportunity, we set off to explore places that have tickled our interest. We are also wildlife enthusiasts.

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

When I play stuff for my wife she'll be like, "No, not that song. No way."

Despite the demands of this job, one of the things my wife and I try to do is to spend time together alone. And one of the things we really enjoy doing together is seeing a good movie.

My wife's income allowed me to do what I really loved. I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too.

My wife is short, and my two kids are also small.

In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband.

I am humbled by the nomination. I got to work with a cast and writers made up of geniuses. The good news is I can finally realize my life long dream and buy my wife a solid gold speed boat.

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

I'm getting bigger roles, and I'm on location more, and I have a wife and family. I'd rather work less, and I've started to implement that. It was either that or my wife would break my heart.

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.

My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.

As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.