Evolution Humor Quotes

Evolution Humor Quote of the day

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?

PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk.

The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.

Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

The fact that mammalian crying serves as a cue for maternal support, rather than as a dinner bell, is a major evolutionary difference.

Alternatively, anyone who favors Intelligent Design in lieu of evolution might pause to wonder why God devoted so much of His intelligence to designing malarial parasites.

As an anonymous wit is supposed to have put it: "Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, changes into people.

Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.