Eels Quotes

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I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.

Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.

I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.

Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond!

Trust is as slippery as a basket of eels sometimes.

Talking to you is like -- like talking to an eel!" "No, is it? I've never tried to talk to an eel. Isn't it as waste of time?" "Not such a waste of time as talking to you!

It is very strange that men should deny a Creator and yet attribute to themselves the power of creating eels.

I have the backbone of an eel.

Take every gain without showing remorse about missed profits, because an eel may escape sooner than you think.

POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.

Marrying means, to grasp blindfolded into a sack hoping to find out an eel out of an assembly of snakes.

Arguments are like eels: however logical, they may slip from the minds weak grasp unless fixed there by imagery and style.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

They were two superior eels at the bottom of the tank and they recognized each other like italics.

Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell

I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.

I eat cold eels and think distant thoughts.

A mere index hunter, who held the eel of science by the tail.

If God did not exist, he would have to be invented.

How index-learning turns no student pale, Yet holds the eel of science by the tail!

The apartments are made for eels.

Finally the homeless eel marked its territory, I suppose, and the Doctor lay heavily upon me, moist with sweat.

I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of catfish.