Divorce Humor Quotes

Divorce Humor Quote of the day

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.

Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails

Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.

It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.

Love is not a landmine but a sinkhole.

Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love.

God has the key to open the heart of every soul.

Never allow anyone to break your bond of love.

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

It turns out there is something worse than attending a wedding where you don't know anyone: attending a wedding where you know six people, and they are all your ex-husband's best friends.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife

There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.

When you're corked...you're corked!