Dating Quotes

If you can't ignore imperfections, then your imaginary ideal soulmate will always remain pending till you grow old and die.

No matter how great the initial chemistry is, if your values are on two different pages, the odds of your marriage working decrease significantly.

When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?

Maybe before you start flirting with boys and kissing boys and trying to date boys, you should know who you are and where you stand.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.

Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

When the heart says “yes” it is difficult for the mind to say “no.

If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.

Love is the only rose whose thorn's prick is sweet.

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.

One soul-mate is enough to face life's countless soul-enemies.

To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.

Don't be afraid of marrying the right person even if they come from the wrong background.

A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

Realize that maturity does not come with age but with acceptance of responsibility.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

I turned my ear toward the door because I heard him breathing. When you’re alone and afraid, the simple sound of the steady in and out of air being drawn by another person is good medicine.

But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.

Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.

At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry

You're like a half-tamed creature, still shy of the bridle. 'Except you enthrall me, never shall be free.' But freedom is an illusion, anyway.

A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life

Do many guys ask you out twice?""Only the ones with balls.

I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he'd call. Dating is a very tricky business.

I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.

If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile.

My method is based on female psychology, so it works regardless of your looks or money

Don't talk. Kill it."That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

I wish Goodreads was also a dating site.

Dating is no charge prostitution.

Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap.

You’ll never get a new ending if you keep starting with the same tired beginning.

In my card catalogue, the Dewey Decimal System had placed him firmly under Ancient History.

I'm attracted to difficulty, I think. I'm attracted to guys who have truckloads of baggage. With them, it will never, ever be simple. And then they do or say one little magical thing and they own me.

The biggest turn off for a girl as far as I am aware apart from all logistic issues, is a guy without any mission in his life.

World gives everything to those who don’t need it. (Matthew Effect). More you have it, more they give it to you

Dating and hiring have a lot in common.

What I didn't need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something was wrong with me.

He says they're not his type, but I don't really get the concept of having a type. My type is girls. All of them. Why would I limit my dating pool?

The way you’re smiling a little makes me think maybe you wouldn’t mind an older man.

Dating becomes a cutthroat game of musical chairs with everyone scrambling for available partners to avoid standing alone at 30 when the music stops.

It wasn't like there was a dating and mating website for bear shifters. If there had been, its mascot would have been that yellow Care Bear with the heart on its stomach.

I felt very happy. To think that I didn't have to torture myself sitting in a smoke-filled room with a painted party smile, watching my date get drunk

You are mine my precious.

I have a theoryd that the first person you fall for creates a model for how you approach relationships going forward. Like, it frames how you'll look at every person who you date after that.