Cities Quotes
Always remember that you are an Englishman and therefore have drawn first prize in the lottery of life.
I once saw a pin on a Delta Airlines employee and I asked him what the letters in Delta stand for. He said "Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive."
When people ask me if I have any spare change I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and thanks to television you can shop in bed.
I love the polite drivers in La Jolla. At an intersection . . . most expensive car goes first.
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.
Chicago was started by a bunch of New Yorkers who said "Gee I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty but it just isn't cold enough."
Do you remember the long orphanage of the train stationsWe crossed cities that turn-tabled all dayAnd vomited at night the sunshine of the day ("The Voyager")
... Paris was no more Babylon than it was New Jerusalem. All cities worthy of that name were both: they were one because they were the other...