Balls Quotes

I loved Julia Louis-Dreyfus's show 'The New Adventures of Old Christine.' That made me laugh out loud. She's like Lucille Ball. She's brilliant.

I don't have a crystal ball, but I'm willing to bet one of my arms right now that as long as there's electricity, Ramones music is going to be relevant.

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

Do you know how a man makes his way here? By brilliant genius or by skilful corruption. You must either cut your way through these masses of men like a cannon ball, or steal among them like a plague.

Materialism and spirituality are two pretty racquets with which charlatans in cap and gown make the same ball fly.

I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys.

When I get to where I can enjoy just lying on the rug picking up lint balls, I will no longer be too ambitious.

My first job was a commercial for Ball Park Fun Franks.

Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls!

I'm starting to swing the bat now like I know I can. You can't really explain it. I'm just seeing the ball good and everything is going my way.

Give a woman a job and she grows balls.

As far as a guy like Ray Lewis is concerned, you know hes going to be around the ball all the time.

He landed 10 feet below with a sickening crunch-i'm guessing his enhancements didn't allow him to bounce back up like a ball. we call that a design flaw.

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

People have always thought of me as a passer of the ball, but you can't just be that these days.

And from the whole she deduced this useful lesson, that to go previously engaged to a ball, does not necessarily increase either the dignity or enjoyment of a young lady.

Obviously, I know what I'm best at: catch-and-shoot. But I can put the ball on the floor.

Put a lot of paint & a wooden ball or other object on a board. Push to the other end of the board. Use this in a painting. - ruler on board.

How about this John Edwards thing? Imagine that, a personal injury attorney who turns out to be a sleaze ball. Who could have seen that coming?

Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock.

The Gallifreyan balls are my favourite because you can juggle with them!

Throwing a ball is not natural, whether it's overhand or underhand.

I try to avoid doing movies where I act with tennis balls. It's ultimately incredibly tedious.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

Nothing makes a pitcher feel more secure than the sight of his teammates circling the bases during a ball game.

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

I'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than nearly anyone else's alive.

If you go to the ball game, you don't need to read the game story.

Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.

On any ball hit to center field, let's just let it roll to see if it might go foul.

Of course, in pro ball, they never hit the quarterback in practice.

I can understand the fact you don't want the ball slipping out of a pitcher's hand because someone can get hurt.

I'd like to play a mixture of Lucille Ball meets Murphy Brown meets Glenn Close on 'Damages,' to keep a little bit of the darkness in there. I like dark comedy a lot.

I was going as soon as the ball hit the bat, it was lucky that it was a chopper. I just ran and hoped to God I was safe.

Our earthly ball a peopled garden.

Be watchful lest thou lose the power of desiring and loving what appeals to the soul this is the miser's curse this the chain and ball the sensualist drags.

I've been hurt so many times I don't have the balls for it anymore.

You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.

The player who puts the ball through the hoop has ten hands.

There is no excuse for not catching a ball you can get to.

I know what it takes to win ball games.

Kilbane did what he normally does: ran his heart out and gave the ball away a lot.

People rarely speak of children; you hear of 'cohort groups' and 'standard variations,' but you don't hear much of boys who miss their cats or 6-year-olds who have to struggle with potato balls.

I don't like kicking the ball a lot.

I like triples-when I hit a ball in the gap, all I think about is a triple.

I've definitely always wanted to be the guy they tell, 'Here's the ball. Go do it.'

I love taking the ball from other people. It's like taking their manhood.

I have five pitches. Fast ball, change, curve, slider, screwball. I don't know any hitters. Catcher, he tells me what to do. I can get any pitch I want over the plate.

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success.