Yogi Berra Quotes

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!

It gets late early out there.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

It's not too far; it just seems like it is.

Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

Half the game is 90% mental.

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

It's fun; baseball's fun.

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

Yeah? For what paper?

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

Every time I see him, he's not there.

We were over-whelming underdogs.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

It's not over until it's over.

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

How can a you hit and think at the same time?

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

I didn't say the things I said.