Yogi Berra Quotes

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

What makes a good man?

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

I never said most of the things I said.

I didn't really say everything I said.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

Little things are big.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.

Never answer anonymous letters.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

The future is not what it used to be.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

The only color I don't have is navy brown.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

You can see a lot just by observing.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

I'd say he's done more than that.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.

You gotta call a blacksmith.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.