Will Cuppy Quotes

Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.