Vanessa Bayer Quotes

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.