Rosie O'Donnell Quotes

The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!

It's the main reason why I continue to push myself and my career to do more and more as the amount that you're able to raise for charity and to give to charity by my celebrity.

I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.

And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear arms

I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.

President Bush almost killed me.

It takes a lot to become a foster parent.

What I'm hoping to do and what I think I will do is make an entertaining enjoyable show where the whole family can sit down and watch.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

We really did. We got married.

I don't think it negates your skills as a parent if you're homosexual.

I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.

Culture is defined, really, by the artists who record what the everyday experience is like and then translate it to a common piece of art that all people can respond and relate to.

I think that that's always been a real talent of mine is to be able to spot somebody who has that thing that is so non-definable, that thing that I wish I possessed.

I see myself as Rhoda not Mary Tyler Moore.