Patrick Dennis Quotes

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Writing isn't hard - no harder than ditch digging.

Chinchilla is said to be more chic than mink, though personally it reminds me of unborn burlap.

Oh, darling, you know we writers must occasionally stretch a point to heighten the dramatic situation.

she thought that 9Am was in the middle of the night

It circulated for five years through the halls of fifteen publishers and finally ended up with Vanguard Press which as you can see is rather deep into the alphabet.