Nick Hornby, High Fidelity Quotes

I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.

my friends don't seem to be friends at all but people whose phone numbers I haven't lost.

One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.

Women who disapprove of men - and there's plenty to disapprove of - should remember how we started out, and how far we had to travel.