Meg Cabot Quotes

Whoa. If high school was suppose to be the best years of my life - at least so far - I was truly destined to have a sucky adulthood.

I can't kill someone!" "You hit your brother in the head with a fire extinguisher." "But that was family! And I didn't kill him.

faint heart never won fair lady

But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.

One of the reasons that I think I do love to write is because I did have a difficult childhood and not so great teenage years. It always helped me escape from my problems.

I love jezebel.com for the latest on fashion, style, and celebrity gossip. I also love gawker.com for New York celebrity sightings, and galleycat.com and trashionista.com for book news.

I mean it. Like, people always talk about how God doesn’t ever give you more than you can handle, but I’m telling you right now, I cannot handle this. This is just too much!

I really wanted to be veterinarian, but I got a 410 on my math SATs.

Being brave is when you have to do something because you know it is right, but at the same time, you are afraid to do it, because it might hurt or whatever. But you do it anyway.

I actually love writing for teens best. I had such an awful time in my own teen years - I love having the chance to relive them through my fiction.

When something horrible happens, it's human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.

I've never even been to Long Island

It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

And you can't have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon...at lease some of the time

...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]

It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.

This is how many people become artists, musicians, writers, computer programmers, record-holding athletes, scientists... by spending time alone practicing what they love.

Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever.

So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

But he's looking for love in all the wrong places. Like fancy under catalogs At least he knows enough not to date while he's campaigning

I thought about telling him the truth: 'Oh, nothing. Just having my soul exorcised so I can roam around purgatory, looking for the ghost of the dead cowboy who used to live in my bedroom.

No. The answer was no, I was not all right. I nearly got knocked out. Knocked out by desire! Desire for forbidden dissimilar molecules

What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.

It's simple, really," Alaric Wulf said. " Lucien Antonescu is the prince of darkness." Jon nodded. "Yeah," he said. "We know. He's got a castle and stuff.

Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood.

But I don't care what Megan Fox or Jessica Biel say: There are definite advantages to being the hottest girl on the planet. Number one was that I got paid for it. A lot.

There’s no accountability anymore, Pierce, no one holds anyone accountable for what they do. It’s always someone else’s fault. Usually people just blame the victim.

[...] even in the cruelest human being there can exist a flower of good. Maybe just the tiniest blossom, in need of water and sunlight, but a flower just the same.

How is it that I'd nearly been smothered to death, and yet I could sit there and notice things like my stepbrother's abdominal muscles a few minutes later?

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?

he'd know that I think that . . . well, that bending an enemy's will through military force is the absolute last way a nation ought to go about solving their problems.

And generally, when people say good night, they keep their tongues to themselves.

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

> CracKing: No need to yell. > FtLouie: I’m not yelling!!! > CracKing: You’re using excessive amounts of punctuation, and on-line, that’s like yelling.

Lana looked at me like I’d just said I’d never watched Bring It On, or something.

Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?

You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this time.

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.

Looks fade,' Mom would go on. 'But intelligence lasts forever.

if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave. So make it short.

Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?

No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative.” “No offense taken,” John said mildly.

What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat.