Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril Quotes

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later.

You’re noble enough, Baudelaires. That’s all we can ask for in this world.