Lemony Snicket, Horseradish Quotes

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.

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An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them

In an emergency, one often learns that one's companions can be of even less help in extraordinary circumstances than they are during an average evening.