Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Timequake Quotes

All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.

I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.

You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.

...a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit.

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

Things stayed peaceful in there, even as the crashing vehicles and the cries of the injured and dying reached a crescendo outside. "I fry mine in butter!" indeed.