Kevin Hart Quotes

Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

I like the fact that now my understanding for entertainment and the entertainment business is completely different from what it was when I first came in. I get the business side of it.

When you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up. Once you get to the point where Hollywood sees that you create results, then the demand for you becomes higher.

When you're supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you're talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you're filming.

You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it's not about the money.

You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.

I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality.

The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger.

How the hell do you wake up dead?

People like to hear the word 'love.'

I don't use Twitter for bad.

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.

I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

I'm good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O'Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons.

I am who I am today because of my mother.

The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.

I never do anything that I don't want to do.

I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it.

I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking.

I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.

Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'

All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.

Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

Dialogue means debates and everyone's point of view.

Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance and I cried like a little baby. She's 11 years old, so seeing her get dressed up and pretty made me cry.

The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.

My daughter has impressions that she does of me.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

You do projects with the hope they will be big and hope they will go beyond what you imagine.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.

Really, I don't like roller coasters.

I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece.

I've been known to preach.

I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.

In acting, you have to pull from real-life situations, from people, to help develop a character.

In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.

It's very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards, but Deep Down, They Wish They Had The Courage To Do The Same.