Kerry Greenwood Quotes

If I ever saw my muse she would be an old woman with a tight bun and spectacles poking me in the middle of the back and growling, "Wake up and write the book!

I have a theory that kitchens, once they reach a certain level of complexity, attract new gadgets into their orbit, like planets. Only this can account for the fact that I own two melon ballers.

I'm concealing a lot of things. That's what a lady does.

First, a bath. I'm feeling soiled. Too much contact with cold reality, I think.

This was cheering. The real world was still there, it still contained puppies being puppies and cats being cats.