John Walter Bratton Quotes
My goodness, you're 60 already, already Time is a thief But still, you're only as old as your tongue And a little bit older than your teeth Have a wonderful birthday
Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?
As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your special day.
At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you want to go
Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th No need to have wisdom and sage But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade Do try to act more your age
So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning
Gladys.. work has kept you fit And Bill.. you never moan Well life's not for carrying cases With a butler of your own
Dad: someone who hopes his son will turn out just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.
Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61
To have you in my life is wondrous Yet all good things, allegedly, come to an end, Piffle, says I, for you, undoubtedly, Will forever be my lover and best friend.
It's clear your marriage is a happy one Your love is solid to the core May the years ahead be happy ones Each one happier than before
Here's hoping that your special day Will be more 'happy ever after' With all the joys of friendship, Love, fun and laughter
I've been writing verses For 60 years...phew! And d'yer know why I did it? T'was especially for you
You've travelled through life together Enjoying years of wedded bliss We congratulate you on reaching And we toast your happiness
Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'
My heart beats red, white, and blue. And with patriotism it aches Generally, I believe in democracy, freedom and civil rights But in particular, cupcakes
We've shared good (times) We've shared good fries We've shared good (beers) But never goodbyes... Till now Mind how you go, good buddy
When you gaze upon the lovely sight. Of twins, arm in arm, asleep at night. Think not that the house has been doubly messed. But that you, as parents, have been doubly blessed.
On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?
Mom as it's your birthday And, unfortunately, not mine Give me some money and I'll get out your hair While you have a large glass of wine I try so hard to be thoughtful
Thanks, Mom for always being there For showing me such love and care. Thanks for all you've done and do How I turned out is down to you I love you Have a lovely birthday
This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she
Consider this on your birthday You've got life's struggle beaten For 60 years you've ate And avoided being eaten
Congratulations on your well deserved retirement, Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead. No lying about your age, more lying around the house After lying much longer in bed
You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end That you're close to being 70 Let me be the first to agree, old friend
Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's your birthday Delusion, today, is just fine
On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed.
Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying
In all the years together You've shared joy, and contentment too Long may it continue In the years ahead, for the both of you
If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter
