Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men In A Boat Quotes

There is no more thrilling sensation I know of than sailing. It comes as near to flying as man has got to yet - except in dreams.

We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can't do without.

But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.

I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.

I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck.

I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.

If he didn't want his opinion, why did he ask for it?