Jennifer Crusie, Faking It Quotes

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.

You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.