Jaroslav Hašek Quotes

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

And somewhere from the dim ages of history the truth dawned upon Europe that the morrow would obliterate the plans of today.

After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover.

Great times call for great men.

Sometimes I notice I'm demented, especially at sunset.