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James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want to devour your pancreas."

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want to devour your pancreas.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Having a perilous adventure is always better than comatose safety. Always, always, always, always, always."

Having a perilous adventure is always better than comatose safety. Always, always, always, always, always.




James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Deliberate choices are the only sacred things in the universe. Everything else is just hydrogen."

Deliberate choices are the only sacred things in the universe. Everything else is just hydrogen.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all."

I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all.




James Alan Gardner Quotes: "I hated relying on luck. When it worked, it made me feel so damned eerie."

I hated relying on luck. When it worked, it made me feel so damned eerie.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "It is strange how the presence of additional people can make you feel more alone."

It is strange how the presence of additional people can make you feel more alone.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time?"

What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time?




James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Everyone's life is a mess. Everyone's. We all make mistakes . . . and not just little slip-ups. Major mistakes that hurt us and other people."

Everyone's life is a mess. Everyone's. We all make mistakes . . . and not just little slip-ups. Major mistakes that hurt us and other people.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit."

Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "That's the first rule of command; be consistent! You can be sadistic, you can be lazy, you can be stupid, but if you're consistent the crew will still let you sit in when they play dominoes."

That's the first rule of command; be consistent! You can be sadistic, you can be lazy, you can be stupid, but if you're consistent the crew will still let you sit in when they play dominoes.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Don't be a little paranoid; worry about everything, or let it all go."

Don't be a little paranoid; worry about everything, or let it all go.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Ah, but I am more perceptive than most of the universe. Especially the parts of the universe that are vacuum."

Ah, but I am more perceptive than most of the universe. Especially the parts of the universe that are vacuum.




James Alan Gardner Quotes: "You don’t free yourself from duty by running away. That only increases the weight on your shoulders."

You don’t free yourself from duty by running away. That only increases the weight on your shoulders.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "Don't be such a party-pooper, missy --when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope."

Don't be such a party-pooper, missy --when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope.



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "If you agree to work for us, half the time you won't know the purpose of your duties . . . and when we do explain, we might not be telling the truth. But that's the real world, folks . . ."

If you agree to work for us, half the time you won't know the purpose of your duties . . . and when we do explain, we might not be telling the truth. But that's the real world, folks . . .



James Alan Gardner Quotes: "The council is a place where everyone schemes against everyone else, and people talk incessantly about Power with a capital "Pow"."

The council is a place where everyone schemes against everyone else, and people talk incessantly about Power with a capital "Pow".