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Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Her face looked like it would shatter any second."

Her face looked like it would shatter any second.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding."

Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.




Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Cajun stomp?" "You heard me, swamper. And keep your hands to yourself."

Cajun stomp?" "You heard me, swamper. And keep your hands to yourself.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Now was not a good time, but we didn't often get to chose the time to repay our debts."

Now was not a good time, but we didn't often get to chose the time to repay our debts.




Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky."

Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of the Pack, I'm far above petty revenge."

This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of the Pack, I'm far above petty revenge.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat."

If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat.




Ilona Andrews Quotes: "I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt."

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them."

You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake."

Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen."

I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head."

Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.




Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list."

Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman"

Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned."

Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate."

No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers."

Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "One day, she’d find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it."

One day, she’d find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy."

Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free."

Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Anger - a better alternative to caffeine."

Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy."

Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "If I lost him here, to this idiotic fight, after I fought and guarded him for two weeks, after I cried and thought he was dying, I would find him in the afterlife and I would murder him again."

If I lost him here, to this idiotic fight, after I fought and guarded him for two weeks, after I cried and thought he was dying, I would find him in the afterlife and I would murder him again.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really."

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything."

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room."

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway."

Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place."

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far."

I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!"

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?"

It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby."

What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow."

Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious."

One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end."

The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building."

If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it."

I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail."

I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "If I lose control, you'll be the first to know." "I'm quite perturbed by the idea."

If I lose control, you'll be the first to know." "I'm quite perturbed by the idea.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack."

I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf."

What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "My investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and making as much noise as possible, until the culprit lost his patience and tried to shut me up."

My investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and making as much noise as possible, until the culprit lost his patience and tried to shut me up.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed."

The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate."

He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts."

Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours."

If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first."

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.



Ilona Andrews Quotes: "Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?"

Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?