Ethel Mumford Quotes

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.

The greatest possession is Self-possession.

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.

The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.

Imagination makes cowards of us all.

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.

Where there is a will there's a law suit.

Contentment: The smother of invention.

An ounce of convention is worth a pound of explanation.

Those who 'cursed the day they were born' must have been infant prodigies.

Better a live doggerel than a dead sonnet.