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Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes."

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?




Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all."

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops."

Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.




Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except for service animals."

This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except for service animals.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "Did the Ancient Greeks ever write anything funny—like slapstick? I mean, I think I speak for everyone when I say that there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of well-written physical comedy."

Did the Ancient Greeks ever write anything funny—like slapstick? I mean, I think I speak for everyone when I say that there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of well-written physical comedy.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look at a picture of a koala…tell me you’re not shocked."

I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look at a picture of a koala…tell me you’re not shocked.




Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you."

You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone."

I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS."

You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me."

I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again."

I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.




Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn."

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality."

I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, ‘Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia and watch Faye fall in love with some dude named Rabbit. That should be fun."

You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, ‘Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia and watch Faye fall in love with some dude named Rabbit. That should be fun.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "That’s exactly where they send entry-level diplomats. After you cut your teeth on a few civil wars and a famine or two, you might get lucky and be given a plum post somewhere in the SECOND World."

That’s exactly where they send entry-level diplomats. After you cut your teeth on a few civil wars and a famine or two, you might get lucky and be given a plum post somewhere in the SECOND World.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "Are we turning back? Because if you’re just trying to solve my post-traumatic stress problem by exposing me to rock sharks until I’m desensitized, trust me—that ship has sailed."

Are we turning back? Because if you’re just trying to solve my post-traumatic stress problem by exposing me to rock sharks until I’m desensitized, trust me—that ship has sailed.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark."

I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her."

Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "So…while we’re sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn’t someone tell me the plan?"

So…while we’re sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn’t someone tell me the plan?



Elle Lothlorien, Alice In Wonderland Quotes: "Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?"

Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?