E.W. Kenyon Quotes

No, he wasn't a pig. He was a lonely, hurt man who didn't know how to cope in a world that had turned its back on him. [Astrid]

Hopeless implies that at one time there was hope. And that's another word I don't understand. Hope only exists for people who have choices. [Zarek]

There is some pain that nothing heals" [Zarek}

Have you ever wanted something that you knew was bad for you? Something that you ached for so much you could think of nothing else? [Wren]

Talon glanced wistfully at his drink as he debated what should take priority. 'Coffee... Daimons... Coffee... Daimons...

Aimee-"If someone's possessed by a demon, how do you get the demon out?" Xedrix-"Call a priest.

I'm old enough to make you look like an embryo. [Thorn]

Only a fool took a remote from a god.

Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra

No good deed goes unpunished- Syn

My father tutored me well on amnesia. He always said it was a necessary ingredient for any friendship. (Kiara)

When everything else falls down around us, just knowing that there's another person who will miss us when we're gone is enough to see us through our darkest moments.

Some kisses are worth living for

If I want to play mind games, I'd buy a Rubik's cube. ~ Acheron, a character.

The past is dead. Tomorrow will become whatever decision you make it. ~ Acheron.

ahhh the beauty of annihilation. There's nothing like it.

Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him? ~ Susan

There, there, baby. We'll hide her body in the trunk later. (Tory)

You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace)

Grace? Are you tipsy? (Selena) Maybe just comfortably toasty. Pop tart toasty. (Grace)

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

I worry about the men of your time, Grace. They all seem to be great fools. (Julian)

There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian)

Looks aren't all there is in the world, my lady. They are certainly no protection against being alone. Hearts never see through the eyes. (Sebastian)

I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! (Selena)

Desi, babe. Still playing your little games, I see. Now why don't you be a good Daimon and show yourself to me? (Kyrian)

For the moment, he's off plotting his Igoresque revenge. I don't know about you, but I have this image of him rubbing his hands together and laughing like Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. (Kyrian)

Oh no, no, no! Are you going to suck my blood? (Amanda Do I look like a lawyer to you? (Kyrian)

You are one seriously testy Creature of the Night. (Amanda)

What are you doing? (Amanda) I'm getting into my car. (Kyrian) You own this?! (Amanda) No. I'm stealing it with the key in my hand. (Kyrian)

You know, I really hate Romans, but I have to say their descendants make one fine automobile. (Kyrian)

It's not your fault. You had no way of knowing I'd traded my soul. It's not exactly how I start out conversations. Hi, I'm Kyrian. I have no soul. What about you? (Kyrian)

Personally, I wish D. would come after me, I need a good dance partner. My Daimons have lame legs. (Acheron)

Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and Master. Be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick)

You like being vague, don't you? (Amanda) It was a choice of being a Dark-Hunter or a prophet. Personally I like the slash-and-kill stuff much more than prayers and the lotus position. (Acheron)

Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)

How nice of Acheron to send us a playmate. (Daimon) Play is for children and dogs. Now that you have identified which category you fall into, I'll show you what Romans do to rabid dogs. (Valerius)

You don't call Acheron 'babe.' (Valerius) You don't call Acheron 'babe' because...well, that's just sick. But I call him 'babe' all the time. (Tabitha)

Well, yeah. You said you wanted Italian. See. Chef Boyardee. He makes one the best stuff. (Tabitha)

Don't worry, Otto. I'm an acquired taste. Most of my best friends had to know me for years before they could even stand my presence. I'm like mold, I usually grow on you very slowly. (Tabitha)

Come, my Lady Dangerous, your Daimons await. (Valerius)

Good Lord, who spread the Daimon fertilizer around? They're cropping up like a bad horror flick. (Tabitha)

I love you, I love you, I love you! And if you ever die on me again, I'll kill you so dead! (Tabitha)

My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—" She married a house?

Don’t ask me any more questions, Keller. I’m just going to lie to you and I’d rather not have the stress of trying to remember what lie I handed you. (Alexion)

Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.’ (Danger)

So, Magellan, where are we going? (Danger) Away. I’m open to any location, so long as it doesn’t involve returning to your house while Wart-Head is there.

If wishes were horses, even beggars would ride. (Dark-Hunter)

As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)

So, you're like Angel? (Amanda) You watch way too much television. Angel has a soul. I don't. (Kyrian) Now you're back to being scary again. (Amanda) Baby, you ain't seen scary yet. (Kyrian)