E.L. James Quotes

Class is classlessness.

The simplest science book is over my head.

Arthur Young's Reflexive Universe - fascinating but too schematic to fit into my scheme. The most I could hope for was a sense of the vocabulary and some possible images.

I have existed before Abraham was born.

When you see big people, they expect them to wobble or something. The whole feeling of bigger people in this country is so negative. This works for me.

If God hath made this world so fair, Where sin and death abound, How beautiful beyond compare Will paradise be found!

Dark-green and gemm'd with flowers of snow, With close uncrowded branches spread Not proudly high, nor meanly low, A graceful myrtle rear'd its head.

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.

If knowledge is power and power corrupt, does knowledge corrupt?

How do we think beyond interruptive ad formats, and do things that are much more integrated, much more innovative, and actually empower the viewer and give them a better product experience?

There are bad people and there are bad corporations. Just as there are good people and good corporations. That might seem too black and white, but what can I tell ya?

When characters have different goals and are intent on achieving them, conflict results. If the stakes are high and both sides are unyielding, you have the makings of high drama.

You will never work through writer's block if you walk away from your typewriter. That will only make it easier to walk away the next time.

For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic.

Cracked pots allow the treasure to shine forth.

Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president.

Starvation and disease are the original weapons of mass destruction. When you burn fields and kill animals, people are left vulnerable.

It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

Tea is also a sort of spiritual refreshment, an elixir of clarity and wakeful tranquility.

The purpose of a college education is to question your father's values.

History depends on who is telling the story.

A faith like Lincoln's would transform the world!

I pray God I may never be brought to the melancholy trial, but if ever I should, it will be then known how far I can reduce to practice, principles, which I know to be founded in truth.

[The passage of the Sugar Act] set people a thinking, in six months, more than they had done in their whole lives before.

Dew depends not on Parliament.

No parts of his Majesty's dominions can be taxed without their consent.

Marry me. You can have all the money and credit cards you want, and the glory of being Mrs Packer, but you've got to let me do what I want.

We have recognized that the world is changing. How your children are behaving, how their friends are behaving. What they consume and what they watch.

The last thing I think I am is perfect. I'm just trying to do the best job I can. I'm trying to be the best father I can to my kids. I'm trying to do the best job I can running my business.

My father used to think the word 'legend' was tossed around far too often. I want to say today that in the opinion of his family, my father was a legend.

I think it may be even a bigger story than the internet. You know, it's like saying, 'how big a deal is the internet?' The Chinese middle-class is going to change the world.

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

"I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.

I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)

Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

Beware the anger of a patient man.

For many years I had heard about an underworld consisting of people who act out a vampire fantasy while I was living in New York. Fortunately for me there are also several books on the phenomena.

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe.

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

It was a pretty complete list. The kind of list one makes when one cannot fall asleep because one's thoughts keep swirling through one's brain like a bunch of sparrows on crack.

Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

I think everybody wants to make a difference in some way.

A punk group is perfect because literally the lead singer doesn't play anything - he just sings and screams and jumps around; his body is his instrument.