Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker Quotes
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.
