David Quotes

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

All men begin as good men. What they are taught as children, what is expected of them as young men, is either the armor about that goodness or the flaw that allows evil in.

This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.

I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste.

Shyness means you are in the hallway of a greater presence. You just don't know how to take the conversation another step. It's a lovely indication.

Economic storm is coming and the stress levels are going to increase because of financial worries.

There is a spiritual Israel and a natural Israel. God is committed to both. Neither replaces the other.

God has still a land covenant with Israel.

I have been playing since the third grade. It just makes me happy.

Add in the good stuff - eventually it will crowd out the bad stuff.

You have to be very careful with who you do business. It's like a marriage. Do your research and check references.

I have done more live events in the past twenty years than I have eaten dinner.

Being on the road and doing events is like getting kids ready for school for most families.

UNIX is a user-friendly operating system. It just picks its friends more carefully than others.

The raw food wave has swept through, and now it is the superfoods wave. The next thing to happen will be super herbalism.

One of the things that makes God different from people is that God is always available to listen.

And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.

I don't care how much I'm talked about or hyped. It's still up to me to go out and perform.

I'm very confident in what I do, but I'd like to think I don't ever show any kind of cockiness or overconfidence.

In an infinite universe, every point in space-time is the center.

I'm very interested in my new kitchen equipment shop. I've started it with two friends.

Public deliberation is a means by which citizens make tough choices about basic purposes and directions for their communities and their country.

Heroes only come in three kinds:dead, damaged or dubious.

If you make your heart into a weapon, you end up using it on yourself.

Friendship is also a kind of medicine, and the markets for it, too, are sometimes black.

Silence is the tortured man's revenge.

I don't know what frightens me more

The more you try to be like someone else, the more you find yourself standing in the way.

Men reveal what they think when they look away, and what they feel when they hesitate. With women, it's the other way around

I think that we all, each one of us, we all have to earn our future.

A lot of bad stuff in the world wasn’t really that bad until someone tried to change it.

Some things are just so sad that only your soul can do the crying for you.

Suffering is how we test our love especially our love for God.

I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'.

The talent is always there and art is cyclical. I’m optimistic.

The press is, almost without exception, corrupt.

You never gain something but that you lose something.

It is true, I never assisted the sun materially in his rising, but doubt not, it was of the last importance only to be present at it.

English sense has toiled, but Hindoo wisdom never perspired.

That aim in life is highest which requires the highest and finest discipline.

We loiter in winter while it is already spring.

The only obligation which I have a right to assume is to do at any time what I think right.

If words were invented to conceal thought, newspapers are a great improvement of a bad invention

True kindness is a pure divine affinity, Not founded upon human consanguinity. It is a spirit, not a blood relation, Superior to family and station.

The wisest man preaches no doctrines; he has no scheme; he sees no rafter, not even a cobweb, against the heavens. It is clear sky.

You may raise enough money to tunnel a mountain, but you cannot raise money enough to hire a man who is minding his own business.

The intellect is a cleaver; it discerns and rifts its way into the secrets of things.

The fault finder will find faults even in paradise and thereby miss the joys that recognition of the positives bring.

Our sadness is not sad, but our cheap joys.

Give me a sentence which no intelligence can understand. There must be a kind of life and palpitation to it, and under its words akind of blood must circulate forever.