Chuck Barris Quotes

Fifty percent of something is better than than one hundred percent of nothing.

I think if you're behind the times, you've failed. I think the only way to measure success is being right on time with what people want.

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

Spontaneity is such an entertaining facet of show business.

I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from critics. What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.

Television is not my favorite medium, my favorite form of entertainment. Certainly game shows aren't. I don't watch reality shows at all.