Charlie Sheen Quotes

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do.