Buffy Andrews Quotes

Writer. Another word for poor.

Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.

Me to characters: talk to me people.

Good editors are priceless.

If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!

Show me the contract.

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

A cliffhanger is when ...

Climax: It's all downhill from here.

I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.

Write on!

The power of the delete key.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down eating sand.

The pimple is perfect.

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.

I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

If rejections were cash, I'd be rich

The best kind of day is a writing day

Three words for a writer: Make me care.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

It’s a great day to write a best-seller.

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

I wear the writer pants in the family.

Do you remember the time, Mike, ” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.

Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.

I don’t do math.

I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.

Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?

Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!

Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.

If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.