Bill Bailey Quotes

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

This shed does not contain me.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?