Barry Webster Quotes

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I’ll be free.

Lo, each subculture has its own language, and verily I am not a parody. You don’t believe me? Get with the program, crackpot!

As a man I’d been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.