Ann Coulter Quotes

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.

When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.

I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'

Who's gonna give me a TV show? I didn't work for an impeached, disbarred President who was held in contempt by a federal judge. That's what they look for in objective reporters.

Perhaps like the many and various meanings of the word "we," liberals use the word "unsubstantiated" to mean "tested repeatedly and proved true."

Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service.

Moderation in the defense of liberty is no virtue.

Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.

This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.

You never run into a fundamentalist Christian as intolerant of - take anything, you know, homosexuality as a liberal who has just found a lit cigarette in a nonsmoking section.

Liberals could live their whole lives never having to hear an actual conservative opinion other than the idiotic arguments written for conservative characters on Aaron Sorkin's little teleplays.

Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.

I really liked Deadheads and the whole Dead concert scene: the tailgating, the tie-dye uniforms, the camaraderie it was like NASCAR for potheads.

Harriet Miers isn't qualified to play a Supreme Court justice on The West Wing , let alone to be a real one.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

It confirms my idea that you also need more liberal gun laws. Guns lead to a polite society, as we like to say in the United States. And I think that all of western Canada would agree with me.

There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

All Democrats for the last 30 years have tried to stimulate the economy by giving 'tax cuts' to people who don't pay taxes.

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.

Like the archers of Agincourt, John O'Neal and the 254 Swiftboat Veterans took down their own haughty Frenchman.

The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.

I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much

Democrats all claim they'll get rough with the terrorists, but they can't even face Brit Hume.

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

Hollywood liberals could not be reached for comment on the cost of the inauguration because they were being fitted for gowns and jewelry worth millions of dollars in anticipation of Oscar night.

As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

By 1973, John Kerry had already accused American soldiers of committing war crimes in Vietnam, thrown someone else's medals to the ground in an anti-war demonstration, and married his first heiress.

I defy any of my coreligionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of Dawkins burning in hell.

There's been another mass shooting by a crazy person, and liberals still refuse to consider institutionalizing the dangerously mentally ill.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.

There's never a recession if you work for the government.

If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe McCarthy, Janet Reno would gas them.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.

No torture has yet been devised that could get a liberal to mention the poor, beleaguered Kurds dancing in the streets because Saddam is gone.

The "European Union" happens to be composed of people who hate our guts. It is the continent where Moveon.org-style lunatics are the friendly, pro-American types and the rest are crazy Muslims.

That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons.

The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail.

To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

The infernal flag-waving after 9/11 nearly drove liberals out of their gourds. For the left, 'flag-waving' is an epithet.