Adam Selzer Quotes

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.

If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.

Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?

Wow, ” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

There are songs that make you cry, right?""Sure, " I say."When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.