A. Kevin Quotes

Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.

I don't think comedy will ever die.

Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

I just want to be a great example to younger kids.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.

My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.

A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.

I've got a farm in Somerset, and I think it's God's own country. I love it.

By definition startups usually do not turn a profit.

One of the big problems entrepreneurs run into is they get too comfortable.

Being born into poverty does not mean you are condemned to spend the rest of your life in poverty.

My favourite authors include Trollope and Dickens.

Some things have changed, but there's a lot of what went on in the Washington administration that's just been done ever since because that's the way we do things.

Bravura has nothing to do with technique. It's all about timing and oozing life.

We are all the same. We have the same hopes, fears, strengths, and weaknesses.

I actually love working with accents. I don't know, something about it unlocks something in me. It makes me concentrate on getting into character a little more, helps me find a focus.

I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.

I'm a channel surfer when it comes to radio, a little bit of everything.

A lot of my buddies enjoy the writing part or the studio part, and I love the live show part. That's the reason I got into all this, to play keg parties and bars. I still love playing live.

I didn't have a grip on that ball. I shouldn't have thrown it.

The human. Now you know all about your target

I get hired by companies to hack into their systems and break into their physical facilities to find security holes. Our success rate is 100%; we've always found a hole.

I love female heroes too and would love to bring many more to the big screen in the future.

We have audiences that seem to be embracing whether they've heard of the characters or not.

Filmmakers are anxious about what other people are working on.

I don't get any money from my wife.

I feel very honored to be playing with Bill Pierce. He's such a great musician.

I was pretty much the government's poster boy for what I had done.

When we become leaders, we sometimes think we are now supposed to have the answers. Yes, we may have some answers, but we will be more effective when we engage others and get their opinions.

The ideal pre-show meal I think is pho, the Vietnamese soup. It's very light and good for you, and then the broth is great for the throat.

Jimmer Fredette is the best scorer in the world!!

Buildings are tools to reach people, raise disciples, reach students, train up our kids, heal marriages and families and worship God.

If you have to cry, it's okay. I'll cry with you.

I'm an old-school type of guy.

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

I'm going to be real as hell and show you who I am, because I want the kids to see who I really am and the basketball players to see who I really am, and that's all that matters to me.

You can't converse with Alzheimer's sufferers in the way you do with others; the dialogue tends to go round in circles.

I have never been racist.

I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.

If you're an actor, even a successful one, you're still waiting for the phone to ring.

With all the lines I have to learn for TV scripts, I don't think I have any problems with forgetfulness - that's brain exercise enough for me.

I'm very good at being out of work.

You don't go through life, you grow through life

You will fear something or someone. The Bible says the wisest way to go about your life is to fear God.