Weasley Quotes

Weasley Quote of the day

Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Another ten points from Gryffindor,” said Snape. “I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room.

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

Oh, shut up Weatherby.

Where's the fun without a bit of risk?

So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.

There you go, Harry!” Ron shouted over the noise. “You weren’t being thick after all — you were showing moral fiber!

And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?

One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.

Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.

I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

Time is Galleons, little brother.

I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo.

When I read the books, I imagined that the family of Ron Weasley was my family.

I just wish I’d asked you sooner. We could’ve had ages . . . months . . . years maybe. . . .

So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.

Size is no guarantee of power.

And that boys," yelled Mr. Weasley over the tumult of the crowd below,"is why you should never go for looks alone!

Wow, we're identical!

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...

Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?

What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!

Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them.

There's the silver lining I've been looking for.

Promise me you’ll look after yourself … stay out of trouble …’ ‘I always do, Mrs Weasley,’ said Harry. ‘I like a quiet life, you know me.

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that.

Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.

He must have known I'd want to leave you." "No, he must have known you would always want to come back.

The point is, if we find out you’ve been horrible to Harry —”“— and make no mistake, we’ll hear about it.“even if you won’t let Harry use the fellytone

Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see it, then.”She sat down. Ron looked taken aback.“Er — all right.”He cleared his t

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

When in doubt go the library

Ron gave a tiny jerk of the head that Harry understood to mean, Well - if you must.

You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were-

Don't talk to me.""Why not?""Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students."Don’t let it worry you, " said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night, " said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?""Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something, " said Harry.

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that.

Oh, of course, " said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.

If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to KILL YOU!

Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations, " said Ron, to general astonishment.

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?"" – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!

Yeah, ” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly .

He must have known I'd want to leave you.""No, he must have known you would always want to come back.

Give her hell from us, Peeves.