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I look at Homer and The Odyssey and all the disparate adventures this guy goes through, and then he returns home and the question is, is he the same man who left?

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.

As a designer, I'm not a guy that can be put in a niche.

I've always been a very lucky guy. A lot of crazy things have happened in my career, but I guess the first big break was when I moved to Mexico City from Chihuahua.

Well, I don't call you an atheist then. I think if you believe in the awe and the wonder and the mystery, then that is what God is. That is what God is, not the bearded guy in the sky.

Make friends. Be a leader. Kiss butts if you have to, but if the other guys despise you-you know what I mean?

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

These have always been my legs. I train harder than other guys, eat better, sleep better and wake up thinking about athletics. I think that's probably why I'm a bit of an exception.

I can see thru mountains watch me disappear, I can even touch the sky. Swallowing the colors of the sounds I hear, am I just a crazy guy? You bet.

The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.

I'm not one of these guys to do my solo stuff one night and Black Sabbath the next. I can't do that, you know. It's too much to handle.

Look, that homeless guy is sleeping on my face. New York really is where dreams come true.

I liked you better when you were this timid little kid. What happened?” “I started living with you guys.” “Oh, right.

Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.

But she's not, and I am left to wonder on my own: How does this work, the getting to know a new guy without revealing too much desperation for his undivided attention?

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

'Alias' was very action-packed. 'G.I. Joe' and 'Conan' were very action-packed. It's been established that I can do action, which is great, but now I may just want to make out with a really hot guy.

I am not the most courageous guy in the world outside of the court.

Vladimir Putin hates America, he wants to hurt us. Suddenly Vladimir Putin is a good guy, Russia is okay, no it's not. Russia is evil, Russia is our enemy.

John McCain is the guy that has advocated for war everywhere. He would bankrupt the nation.

It's interesting to note that all revolutionary literature was written by pastors. These guys were involved in a revolution against the mightiest power that the world had ever seen.

You know, I'm kind of a wild crazy workaholic guy.

I don't know how many more times I'll be in New England again. But I leave coach Belichick and those guys with a salute: 'I love you guys. I miss you. I'm out.'

This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

Every suit I wear is custom-made by a guy named Waraire Boswell in L.A.

A question I get asked a lot is 'What is it like to play the straight guy all the time?' And I'm totally okay with it.

I think you make mistakes, especially in your twenties, where you date guys you wouldn't even be friends with - ever.

I love guys and the way they think; they're so straightforward - and women can learn from that.

I have a lot of girl friends who are very adept at making friends, and guys are just not.

My perfect guy right now would be a mannequin - one that comes alive only when I need him to!

There is a guy on my block who lives for rock, he plays records day and night, and when he feels down he puts the rock and roll on and it makes him feel alright.

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins.

I'm just the average guy, I fooled around a little on the side.

For the first 40 yards I am one of the fastest guys. After that, it's a horse race.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Nobody wakes up in the morning thinking, 'I'm a bad guy.' They think they're the right guy.

I didn't want people to go out wanting to go tool up against the bad guys (and at impressionable ages). I said, don't shy away from the violence or pull back on this, commit to this.

A dead man is the best fall guy in the world. He never talks back.

He was a guy who talked with commas, like a heavy novel. Over the phone anyway.

I have a huge crush on Josh Hutcherson and all the guys in One Direction!

I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!.

Even sometimes our preconceptions of what we think we need is different to actually what we do need, so we've got to be more open and give guys more of a chance.

Some of them are okay, but the popular girls like to pick on my sister, and almost all the guys are gross. I don't know why guys are like that. Do you?

It's a little premature to be claiming that this is a done deal, but certainly Rex Tillerson is American icon and businessman that I think is a pretty incredible guy.

I mean, that was - that was some articles in Breitbart. It wasn't Steve Bannon. The guy I know is a guy that isn't any of those things. He is a guy who is pretty smart, very temperate.

Pretty much whoever wins the tournament at the end of the week is the guy that putted probably the best.

Golf is flexibility, and I notice more guys injured. You can overdo this conditioning.

I can get into politics. I'm a pretty straight guy for this business. I have a pretty healthy outlook.

As I understand it, a born executive is a guy who, when anything difficult or unexpected happens, yells for somebody to come and help him.