The Cheese Quotes

Some kinds of misery make you hate the world, but some kinds make you hate yourself, and--butter and cheese not withstanding--Neve had no question that Spear was the latter.

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

Cloud root beer floats and moon grilled cheeses. But their favorite food is stardust.

Figs are delicious with soft cheese and ham, Toast is quite scrumptious with butter and jam, Eggs are improved by parsley and salt, But milkshakes are best with strawberries and malt.

Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?

The younger people with the ache of youth were eating all the cheese.

Bring a torch, if you've got one. It's as dark as hell and stinks of something far worse than cheese.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

I like day-after-Christmas omelets, day-after Christmas pizzas... Or you take croissant rolls, put gravy on top, turkey, mashed potatoes, cheese, more gravy. That sounds good!

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

In the hands of food manufacturers, cheese has become an 'ingredient.'

I always preferred my father's pasta the next day, when he'd put it in a hot oven with heaps of extra cheese. It would emerge slightly burned and very crisp on top.