Satirical Humor Quotes

Satirical Humor Quote of the day

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Our dream is parallel to the realitySlumber's one platform for perpendicularityBut it always went contrary to the plan takenWaking us from sleep to sleep back again

Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy meansTribal Chief 2: But if the people don’t know what they are talking about, how can that be the best?

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.

There's no such things as sweet as dreamWell maybe if you live on itBut you could live such a sweet lifeIf you'd just realized how alive your dreams beat

When dreaming is better than reality we're livingWhat's the sense of waking up in a nightmare?

Any fool can start a religion. And many do.