Sassy Quotes
Some women nodded, others shook their heads. I would have killed myself before I let one of them move into my house. Would you Helen? Would you really?
That sassy low classy, but dress real cheap-fly-n-fancy, with a chip on her shoulder -- she's just a bitterly wounded dove, wanting to be sieged by love.
I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.
The jury’s still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.
If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right.
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is.
Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
