Romance Humor Quotes
Trust me, ’ he says with a touch of impatience.‘Stop asking me to do that, ’ I say, equally as impatiently.
Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing
She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisherprice stamped on their butts!
I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all.Sophie, you're practically a midget, " he reminded her.
It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat.
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.”“It would be equally as delicious.
Men were just plain ridiculous with how little time it took them to get handsome.
Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.
Maar als je genoeg kikkers kust, kom je vanzelf wel een prins tegen.
Lucus?"She found him on the bed in the master suite, lying with his arms crossed behind his head, glaring at the ceiling as though it had done him wrong in some way.
I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.
Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.
But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.
In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided that she didn't look so damn good in them.
In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided she didn't look so damn good in them.
Men so often became stubborn when they didn't get their way with the ladies in their lives.
Poor Amy. I could tell she was suffering. Poor Thing. Life was so tough for the rich, beautiful and magical.
How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?
Where you been, girl?” Harvey answered. “I’ve been sendin’ you twits for the last hour.
I’m not ‘stubborn.’”“Oh, really?”Lifting my chin, I said, “I’m determined.” (Violet to Doc)
I had a feeling that Harvey wore his shotgun around the house like a pair of holey underwear.
It would be, like all of Pammy's parties, hot and crowded and filled with impossibly glamorous people with hip bones so sharp they could qualify as concealed weapons.
I would lay down my life for this ice cream.''Wow. That's an endorsement. If I ever decide to mass produce, I'll have to put that on the carton.
We’re only five years apart, ” I said defiantly. “If you look at some of those dysfunctional vampyre relationships, we’re near normal.
There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.
The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.
She’d run over Dankyo in an instant to get to Theo. Be a darn big bump in the road, but she’d do it.
Really? Assaulting an officer? That’s a new one for you.” ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro
He sees me when I'm lying. He hears me when I flirt.
And we all know how ladies get minks . . .”Popsy and Sandra chorused the answer together. “The same way minks get minks!
She hadn't just drunk the Salvation Kool-Aid - she'd started to brew her own.
They say opposites attract. Nobody ever said opposites live happily ever after.
You know what they say, ' Suz had texted. 'Once you go geek, you never go back.
Your problem is a serious lack of imagination. You can’t imagine being different than you are.
This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.
