Relationships Quotes

Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you.

The right one for you will move mountains to be with you - he won't hide behind them.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.

A true champion of love and sport wears it proudly in all aspects of life.

When we reach our highest potential, we will find our highest love.

disappointment is devastating, even if it’s something that you didn’t really expect to occur.

It is easier to lie to yourself than hear others tell you that tell you that you are a fool.

Sometimes a girl needs to be told what a guy feels, rather than trying to decipher the signs.

Some people will only value what they HAVE when it becomes what they HAD

Some relationships need an intermission while some require an ending.

Women are attracted to bad boys not because they want to fall in love… we just want to ride on the backs of their motor bikes.

Indeed, infatuation thrives on image (while love thrives on knowledge).

A second date always felt like an announcement at his age. And he never felt ready for the announcement.

When you end a chapter in your book of 'Wrong Men, ' don't close the book of your love story, just turn the page.

Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

Don't date anyone you can't see yourself marrying.

Uncommunicated expectations are the shame of relationships.

Recognize the difference between a dream and a nightmare, and date the man from your dreams, not your nightmares.

Adolescence isn't about relationships, its about dating. Its suppose to be relaxed, and fun. Isn't that what being a teenager is all about?

The red flags are usually there, you just have to keep your eyes open wider than your heart.

Having fun is a pretty powerful way to start any serious relationship.

If you cannot be yourself in a relationship, you no longer have one.

There is no such thing as perfect. But even if there was, I would pick you over perfection any day.

i always like to touch base with men who i can relate to.

Reincarnation is when I tell a girl I write spiritual books and she thinks I'm a monk. She has a medieval soul.

Dating' stressful. I'd have to dress up.

Sometimes, to escape a bad relationship and reclaim our lives, we have to break a piece of our heart off, like a wolf chews its leg off to escape a steel trap.

If someone you love asks you to give up something you love, don't do it.

If she were alive today, she would be ashamed of me. I'm trying to change that.

In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love?