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Why is love easy? I don’t know. And the raccoons don’t say.

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.

Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something.

Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.

I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles,' I used to love that as well.

I bet she woke up with her hair looking like something out of a Pantene commercial while little bluebirds circled around her head, and raccoons brought her breakfast or something.

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.